Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio