What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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Jungle Bells

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Because he was addicted to Coke.

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He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.