What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

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Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey