Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Hop in !

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What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the broken straw go to rehab?

It had a serious drinking problem.