Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.