What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free