How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =