How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him