How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

How does it spell?

dg".

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.