End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
He threw his arm out.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because 7 8 10.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
He falls off
You-Rang-a-Tang
H-E-L-L-O!
Being black.
Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out
A Selfie!
You don't no jack!
Because you C4 of them exploding every day
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
A: Text-us
By sea-mail.
So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.
