End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.
They throw a boat at it.
Because they don't do Windows
He was a cereal defenestrator.
In the gutter!
Life eventually ends.
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
Being black.
Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)
A Selfie!
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
a Guardian of the Galaxy
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.
