How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.