How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.