What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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