What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

Allahbama

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.