What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats