Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats