Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats