Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.