Allah Jokes

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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What do you call a research facility in the middle east?

Darpa Darpa

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

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What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus