Because Allah likes digimon
A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.
Because it was a chesnut tree.
daesh many.
They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
Probably ban nail guns
There's no punchline.
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
A poke-mon!