What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

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What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve