What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.