I put on the wrong socks this morning.
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Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
They both always seem to end up in your clothes
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
It's testicle physics.
The ova achiever
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
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Only one in a million actually works.
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
The sock under my bed.
the spermutations.
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
Because they had a point
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
To say hello from the other side.
Roost beef!
A lot of crackling on the line !
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
With a crowbar.
With your clothes off
North of the Wal-Mart
Marriage, you wanna
You wanna pizza me !
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
A: She opens the car door.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
We Can't Alope
