What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.