What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !