Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.