Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin