Cause endorphins make me feel good.
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
Jose and Hose-B
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
I love you aw-flea.
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
It's a parent.
endorphins
