Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk