Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!