It's Raining Men"
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Too many cheetahs.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Because black people have no rights...
If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!