What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.