What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.