How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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Ayy lil' mayo.

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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!