What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

What do you call a German Pregnancy?

A kinder surprise