What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"