What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*