What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What did the lazy monk say?

Namaste..right here

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.