What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste