What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog