What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.