What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.