What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.