What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.