What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.