What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.