What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.