Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe wan Kenobi.

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent