Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!