At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
A: One of them is organized.
Recalculating route.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
He'll be Snowden.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
A gun actually does something when triggered.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Biden
Shingles.
Your ex!
The crayon is non-toxic!
A stole.
