What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.