What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!