What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.