Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
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Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Ray Charles answering the iron
I-Scream!
Because it was baked.
Spudnik
Please step out of the vehicle sir."
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Hot cross bunnies.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Linoleum blownapart.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
Because they peel.
