Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.
Black magic doesn't work.
Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...
Hi Jack!
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.
A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)
Chip. Sorry.
A Sioux Flay
Foreskin. Budam tss
Hot cross bunnies.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here