What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here