Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
My shower gets turned on by me.
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
A positive pregnancy test.
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
A six pack and a potato
Jacket Chan
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
A: They're too hard to peel.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
