What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk