Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

What was Mussolini's favourite dessert?

Tyranisu