Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer?

A dictator ship.

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini