What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!