What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

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Because they have their own scales.

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is