Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.