What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

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What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.