What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.