Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Make it Tso's Number One."

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Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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Call triple neighhh!

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They're snowed-en!

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He got snowed in.

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A: a $20 bill

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Ginger ale.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.