What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.