What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.