Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.