How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven?

A hot cross bun.