How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.