When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

Who is your favourite philosopher?

PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.