Deport him back to Mexico
Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.
Pita pan
Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
A deport-a-potty.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.