What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.