Deport Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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With a plunger.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

the panoptijohn

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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Ben Ching.