Deport Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Sick Eagle Jokes More Sick Eagle Jokes

What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.